Gombalan of the Day

Seorang penjual cuanki sedang melayani pembeli di samping rumah.

Sumber : Kaskus

Me : You don't want to buy cuanki?
Husband : *geleng-geleng*
Me : You don't like cuanki?
Husband : Not really.
Me : What do you like?
Husband : Batagor.
Me : Do you know what I like?
Husband : Of course.
Me : What do I like?
Husband : Cilok.
Me : Xixixi.. Do you know what I like? What I like is...

Me : I like YOU.. *wink-wink

Husband : .... *krik krik krik*

NB:
Abaikan grammar yang berantakan karena kalau ga berantakan ga akan jadi gombalan.
Hahaha